I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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