Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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