I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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