I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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