I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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