ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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