Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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