Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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