On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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