so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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