He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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