You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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