He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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