I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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