i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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