There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize