Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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