just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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