Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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