For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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