just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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