...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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