why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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