come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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