Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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