i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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