After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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