please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You are a genius and a whore.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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