I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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