singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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