At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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