carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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