This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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