I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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