Reggie can tackle my bush.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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