if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize