New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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