The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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