I wish I could teleport
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
that is very illegal...i love you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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