she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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