Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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