Already got asked if we're dating
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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