I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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