im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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