But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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