Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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