3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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