i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
your room smells of hookers.
And success
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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