i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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