Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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